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In a operation theatre Patient : Doctor saab, hospital mein kab tak rukna padeha...? Doctor : Ahar operation thik hua toh ek week... Nahin toh aadha ghanta...!! An applicant to his new Boss. "Sir, I always give 100% at work!" Boss: "Oh, and how do you manage it ?" Applicant replies: "Sir, 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday!"

Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody lies around it. The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, "So, you were at school today, right?" Son : "Yeah." Lie Detector : "Beep, he said a lie." Son : "Ok, Ok,I was in a cinema." Lie Detector : Beep, till he is lier." Son : "Alright, I went for a beer with my friends." Father : "What?! At your age, I wouldn't touch alcohol!!." Lie Detector : "Beep, you are also lier." Mother Laughs : "Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!" Lie Detector " "Beep, She is also lier."