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Difference Between Thoughts Of Me And My Friend. Me: If You Give Me 100 Young Boys, I Can Change The Nation My Friend: If You Give Me 100 Young Girl, I Can Create Another Nation       #####          #####          #####          #####           #####           #####          ##### A Prospective Husband Goes In A Book Store For Purchase A Strange Book. He Sees A Sales Girl There and Then He Walk To Her. Husband: Do You Have A Book Called Husband : The Master Of The House? Sales Girl: Sir, Fiction And Comics Are On The 1st Floor.        #####          #####          #####          #####           #####   ...

Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctors Waiting Room. The Little Girl Started Crying. Little Boy Asked Her: Why Are You Crying? The Girl Said: Iam Here For Blood Test And The Doctor Is Going To Cut My Finger The Little Boy Too Started Crying. Girl: Now Why Are You Crying? Boy: I am Here For The Urine Test      * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *  Jet Airways Launched A Scheme Where A Husband Can Take His Wife Free On Their Business Trip. After Big Success Of The Scheme. Jet Airways Sent Letters To All Wives Asking About Their Experience? 99% Wifes Replied What Scheme?? Which Trip?? And When Was It?   * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * In A Routine Checkup Nurse To Engineer: Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It Three Times. Engineer: Ok N...

1)- Santa went to temple and saw people putting coin in box and praying Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver!... 2)-amir Khan - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears. Sharukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking. Pappu - I love walking in all season because petrol is now 82 per litre! 3)-A Husband makes a call to his wife from his idea phone. He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it. Both talked for long time and fell in love. Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife. 4)-After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing? Clerk : Yes I saw u. Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u? Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!

New way of writing answers in exams. If you don not know the answer, then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : Scratch here for ANSWERS _________________________________________________________________________________ Doctor:Madam, Your Husband Needs Rest And Peace So Here Are Some Sleeping Pills. Wife: Doctor, When Should I Give Them To Him? Doctor:They Are For You.!! ________________________________________________________________________________ New teacher joined in d school Teacher- boys tell your names nd hobbies 1st boy- My name is Raj. My hobby is watching Moon . 2nd boy- My name is Ranjeet. And my hobby is watching Moon . 3rd boy- My name is Ravi & hobby is watching Moon Teacher- wow nice nice Everyones hobbies are same Ok Now girls turn... 1st girl- Hello mam my name is moon Teacher shocked....Boys rocked <script async src="//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"><...

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I did not do. The mother exclaimed, But thats terrible Iam going to have a talk with your teacher about this by the way, what was it that you did not do? The little girl replied, My homework. ________________________________________________________________________________ Employee: Boss, I?ve got married. Can I get a pay rise? * * Boss: We do not compensate for the accidents that happen outside of the work place. ________________________________________________________________________________ Teacher: Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have? Student: A heart attack. <script async src="//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script> <ins class="adsbygoogle" style="display:block; text-align:center;...