Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctors Waiting Room.

Two Children Were Waiting In The Doctors Waiting Room.

The Little Girl Started Crying.

Little Boy Asked Her: Why Are You Crying?

The Girl Said: Iam Here For Blood Test And The Doctor Is Going To Cut My Finger

The Little Boy Too Started Crying.

Girl: Now Why Are You Crying?

Boy: I am Here For The Urine Test

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Jet Airways Launched A Scheme Where A Husband

Can Take His Wife Free On Their Business Trip.

After Big Success Of The Scheme.

Jet Airways Sent Letters To All Wives Asking About Their Experience?

99% Wifes Replied

What Scheme??

Which Trip??

And When Was It?

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In A Routine Checkup

Nurse To Engineer: Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It Three Times.

Engineer: Ok

Nurse: What Do You Feel Now?

Engineer: Your BODY SPRAY Is Simply Superb Babe.

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Why American Names Are Like  Jackson, Wilson, Markson, Robinson,

Kenson, Anderson, Davidson, Jemson, Johnson

Because This Is The Easy Way For Mom To Remember Who Is Whose Son.

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Husband SMS His Wife: Hi, What You Doing Darling?

Wife: Iam Dying

Husband Jumps With Joy But Types: Oh My Dear, How Can I Live Without You?

Wife: You Idiot Iam Dying My Hair


Husband : Bloody English

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A Man Was Going In His Ferrari Suddenly Had An Accident.

The Car Was Totally Wrecked But Some How The Man Was Safe.

Policemen Arrives

Man Cried: Officer, My Brand New Car.

Officer: You Are Such A Materialistic Sir, You Even Haven?t Notice That Your Left Arm Has Been Cut Off.

Man Looks At His Left Arm And Yells: Oh My God! My Rolex Watch.

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A Boy Swallows 3 Coin While Playing.

Father See This And Starts Beating On Boy?s Back.

Boy Vomit 2 Coins But One Was Still Inside.

Father Shouts: ?Help! Help! Help!?

A Woman In A Business Suit Saw It and Comes To Them.

She Pulls Down Boy?s Pants, Hold His Testicles, Squeezes and Twist Them Gently Then Tighter.

Boy Screams In Full Of Pain & Cough Out The Last Coin.

Father To Lady: Thank You Very Much, How Did You Know All This Stuff, Are You A Doctor?

Woman: No, No?.. I Am With Bank Loan Recovery Department.

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What Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions

Your Greatest Enemy Falls From 8th Floor, On Your Brand New Car

And You Don?t Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry  

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A very serious MENTAL operation will start

at mental hospital of KOLKATA SSKM,

so all Doctors and Nurses r ready.

But the MENTAL PATIENT is now busy to read this SMS This Jokes

Keep on reading.....

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When Your Life Is In Darkness,

Pray God And Ask Him To Free You From Darkness.

Even After You Pray, If Your Still In Darkness,


Please Pay The Electricity Bill.

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Once A Carrot Fell In Love With A Cabbage.

After Some Months, Finally They Got Married.

Next Day His Buddy Beet Asked: ?How Was Your Wedding Night?


Carrot: What Wedding Night! Whole Night Was Spent In Undressing Her

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A Rich Woman Stops On A Traffic Signal And A Begger Come To Her For Begging.

Woman Confused: Arrey, I Have Seen You Somewhere.


Beggar: Madam, Don?t You Remember? I Am Your Friend On Facebook.

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Philosophy Of Life: At The Beginning Of Any Relationship,


Every Girl Feels Her Boyfriend Is GOD.



Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed.

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Once Preeto Caught By Police.

Police Questioning With Her: How Did You Kill 32 People On Road With Your Car?

Preeto: Look Sir, I Was Driving My Car At Speed Of 40

But When I Pull The Brakes To Slow The Car I Found That I Have No Brakes

And Then I Saw 2 Men Walking In The Street And A Wedding Going On At The Other Side.

Who Should I Hit?

Police: Of Course The 2 Men With Less Damage.

Preeto: That?s What I Thought Myself But When I Did It,


I Hit Only One Man And The Other Ran To The Wedding So I Went After Him.

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 Grandpa: "Go hide, your teacher is here because you


skipped school today!


Boy: No you go hide. I told her you were dead!

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Boy: Hey Beautiful, Can I have your number?


Girl: No, I have a boyfriend.


Boy: But Iam gay, can I have the number now?


Girl: Oh, okay! Here's the number.


Boy: Thanks, Iam not really gay. Ha!



Girl: That's my boyfriends number.

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A Man Got Two Wishes From God.

He Asked For The Best Drink And Best Woman.

The Next Moment He Got Bisleri And Mother Teresa.

Moral: Investment Matters Are Subject To Market Risks.

Please Read The Offer Document Carefully Before Investing

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Dentist To Manmohan Singh During His Annual Check Up.


Dentist: Sir, At Least In My Clinic, Please Open Your Mouth

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Fix Your Target & Find The Best Route. Go Fast?

Don't Allow Others In Your Path,

Chase Those Before You.

If You Do These Things,

Then You will Become The Best,


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