UV4 Smile

Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open. Husband replies: "Carefully pour some warm water over it and tap the edges first with your hand, if that doesn't work, then gently with a hammer." 15 minutes later, the wife texts back: "Oh no, I think the laptop is now totally gone."

Doctor: I have found a great new drug that can help you with your sleeping problem.  Patient: Great, how often do I have to take it? Doctor: Every two hours.

In case of an emergency, speak only in English.  Never say prayers in any other language.  You never know what kind of translation problem u can run into.  Sharma in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance.  Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.  When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?' They replied "Because he kept saying, 'Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!' 😝😝😝 This one is awesome.... 😜😜😜