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In case of an emergency, speak only in English

In case of an emergency, speak only in English.
 Never say prayers in any other language.
 You never know what kind of translation problem u can run into.
 Sharma in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance.
 Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.
 When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?' They replied "Because he kept saying, 'Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!' 😝😝😝
This one is awesome.... 😜😜😜

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