What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?

What Is The Best Punishment For A Girl?-

Give Her New Clothes, Matching Jewellry And Nice Cosmetics

And Then Lock Her In A Room Without A Mirror.

What Is The Best Punishment For A Boy?

Give Him A Mobile With A Lot Of Girl's Phone Numbers,


And Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A Place Where There's No Network.



1).Teacher: John, go to the map and find America

     John: (He go to the map and point out the correct place) 
               Here it is sir...!

     Teacher: Excellent John. Now class, 
                    Who discovered America?

     Class: (All of them together) It's John.....

2). Teacher  : Harry, What is close to us? Australia or the moon?

    Harry   : The moon, sir.

    Teacher: That's wrong Harry. How did you say that the 

                moon is closer than Australia? 

    Harry   : Because We can see the moon from here. 

                But we can't see Australia.

3). Teacher: Did you finish you homework?

    Children: Did you finish grading my test?

    Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade.

    Children: I have other teachers homework to do

4). Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go 
                home.

     One boy throws his bag out the window.

     Teacher: who just threw that?

     Boy: Me! I'm going home now.

5). When a Guy does Something Wrong!

    Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!

    Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to...!

    Girl : I can't believe you did this.

    Boy : I'm Sorry...!! :(

    When a Girl does Something Wrong!

    Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!

    Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!

    Boy : I can't believe you did this.

    Girl : I already feel bad about it...!! Stop making me feel 

           Worse...!!

    Boy : I'm Sorry...!! :

6). Sir: Today's topic is Photosynthesis

    Student: Okay sir.

    Sir: Tell me, what's Photosynthesis?

    .

    .

    .

    Student: Today's topic.

7). I Do Not Want To Marry

    Man 1: "I Do Not Want To Marry Because I Am Afraid 

              Of All Women"

     Man 2: "Get Marry Soon Then U ll Be Afraid Of Only One 

              And Start Loving Other"

8). Man To Super Hot Air-Hostess: "What Is Your Name?"

    Air-  Hostess:"Eva Benz!"

    Man:"Wow, Lovely Name, Any Relation With Mercedes 

           Benz?"

    Air-Hostess Replied Smiling: "Yes, Same Price!!"

9). Teacher Ask A Question To All The Students.

    Teacher: "Who Will Spell Ambulance, Raise Your Hands?"

    But Teacher Got No Response From Class Then Teacher 

    Points A Finger To A Student And 

    Said: "You Stand Up And Spell Ambulance."

    Student: "Uhhhhhh, A...... M...... B......."

    Teacher: "Faster."

    Student: "Wew! Wew! Wew! Wew! Wew! Wew!"

10). TEACHER   : Pappu, How do you spell "crocodile"?

      PAPPU      : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" !

      TEACHER  : No, that's wrong.

      PAPPU     : Maybe it's wrong. but you asked me how 

                     i spell it.

11). Judge: Why r u arrested?

      Pappu: For shopping early?

      Judge: Well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were 

               

               u shopping?

               .

               .

      Pappu: Before opening the shop.....