There Are Basically 7 Types Of Girls&
1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever.
2. Ram Girls: Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.
3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking.
4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access.
5. Server Girls: Always Busy When Needed.
6. Multimedia Girls: Makes Horrible Things Looks Beautiful.
7. Virus Girls: These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife Once Enters In Your System Don t Leave Even After Format.
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Rahul Wrote A Letter To "Bill Gates" About PC & Windows Problems.
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My Child Learned "MS Word" Now He Wants "MS Sentence".
There Is Only "Re-Cycle" But No "Re-Scooter", I Need It, As I Owe A "Vespa Scooter".
I See "MS Office" But I Need "MS Home", As I Use PC At "Home".
Finally, I am Confused That Your Name Is 'Gates' But You Are Selling 'Windows', Why...?
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James Bond and a Telugu guy fly to New york in a flight.
Telugu guy takes the initiative to converse with James Bond.
Telugu guy asks the name of Bond.
Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007!
And Bond asks Telugu Guy's name.
Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad!
Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
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what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late
evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar:- Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright....!!!
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Ramya have 1500 grams of gold
Income tax officer : Mam, a married lady can only have 500 grams of gold.
can you explain the source of remaining gold?
Ramya : Sure, this is my 3rd marriage....
each marriage is accountable right..!!
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying... O God....!!
I have lost my hand, oh....!!
Sardar:- Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man.
He has lost his head. Is he crying....??
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1) I woke up
2) I went to school
3) I saw her
4) I ran to her, and I hugged her
5) I kissed her
Actually, the right order is 3, 4, 5, 1, 2
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Sardar:- Why you cheated me....!!!
Shopkeeper:- No, I sold a good radio to youu....!!
Sardar:- Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio
says this is "All India Radio"...
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1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever.
2. Ram Girls: Forgets About You The Moment You Turn Her Off.
3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking.
4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access.
5. Server Girls: Always Busy When Needed.
6. Multimedia Girls: Makes Horrible Things Looks Beautiful.
7. Virus Girls: These Type Of Girls Are Normally Called Wife Once Enters In Your System Don t Leave Even After Format.
..............................................................................................................................................................
Rahul Wrote A Letter To "Bill Gates" About PC & Windows Problems.
.
My Child Learned "MS Word" Now He Wants "MS Sentence".
There Is Only "Re-Cycle" But No "Re-Scooter", I Need It, As I Owe A "Vespa Scooter".
I See "MS Office" But I Need "MS Home", As I Use PC At "Home".
Finally, I am Confused That Your Name Is 'Gates' But You Are Selling 'Windows', Why...?
..................................................................................................................................................................
James Bond and a Telugu guy fly to New york in a flight.
Telugu guy takes the initiative to converse with James Bond.
Telugu guy asks the name of Bond.
Bond says: Bond! James Bond! James Bond 007!
And Bond asks Telugu Guy's name.
Telgu Guy replies: Prasad! Venkat Prasad!
Veera Venkat Prasad! Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad! Srinivasukala Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
Sita Ramanjaneyula Srinivasula Venkateshwara Srilakshmi Sai Veera Venkat Prasad!
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Height of internet addiction:
At a funeral in church
A visitor: What's the WiFi password here?
Priest: respect the dead
Visitor: All small letters?
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Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a womenAt a funeral in church
A visitor: What's the WiFi password here?
Priest: respect the dead
Visitor: All small letters?
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what do we learn from this?
Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late
evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar:- Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright....!!!
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Ramya have 1500 grams of gold
Income tax officer : Mam, a married lady can only have 500 grams of gold.
can you explain the source of remaining gold?
Ramya : Sure, this is my 3rd marriage....
each marriage is accountable right..!!
________________________________________________________________________________
At the scene of an accident a man was crying... O God....!!
I have lost my hand, oh....!!
Sardar:- Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man.
He has lost his head. Is he crying....??
_________________________________________________________________________________
1) I woke up
2) I went to school
3) I saw her
4) I ran to her, and I hugged her
5) I kissed her
Actually, the right order is 3, 4, 5, 1, 2
_________________________________________________________________________________
Sardar:- Why you cheated me....!!!
Shopkeeper:- No, I sold a good radio to youu....!!
Sardar:- Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio
says this is "All India Radio"...
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