New way of writting answers in exams.

New way of writing answers in exams.


If you don not know the answer,


then put lines like this :


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and write below :


Scratch here for ANSWERS
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Doctor:Madam, Your Husband Needs Rest


And Peace So Here Are Some Sleeping Pills.


Wife: Doctor, When Should I Give Them To Him?


Doctor:They Are For You.!!
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New teacher joined in d school


Teacher- boys tell your names nd hobbies


1st boy- My name is Raj. My hobby is watching Moon .


2nd boy- My name is Ranjeet. And my hobby is watching Moon .


3rd boy- My name is Ravi & hobby is watching Moon


Teacher- wow nice nice


Everyones hobbies are same Ok


Now girls turn...


1st girl- Hello mam my name is moon


Teacher shocked....Boys rocked

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Santa found cigarette in daughter?s room Ohh God! She smokes?


Then she found wine, O God! She drinks? Then he saw boy,


Thank God@ This things belongs to boy
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Funny man to Amli: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

Amli rushed home angrily.

After half an hour, he came back and slapped the funny man.

Amli said: You fool, he is not my friend.
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Patient: Doctor, You Must Help Me.


I Keep Losing My Temper With People.


Doctor: Tell Me About Your Problem.


Patient: I Just Did, You Stupid Bastard.
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Billu Bhai ने रसोई में गैस पर कूकर चढ़ाया... सेल्फी वाली पोस्ट डाली... और लिखा...
“बीवी मायके गयी है और मुझे चाय बनानी है, कुकर में कितनी सिटी लगाऊँ...???”

Comments box:
Pramod Bhai :“कुकर में ऑलरेडी एक सीटी लगी है और कितनी लगाएगा...” 😛
Gopal Bhai : “बेवकूफ चाय कुकर में थोड़ी बनती है... कड़ाही चढा...” 😝
Mukesh Bhai: “पहले दो घण्टे चाय पत्ती भिगो ले... दो तीन सीटी में काम चल जाएगा...” 😜
Manoj Bhai : “खिड़की पर जाके एक सीटी बजा... पड़ौसन चाय दे जाएगी...!!!”
ultimate answer
सुंदर लाल: अबे बीवी मायके गई है तो चाय क्यों पी रहा है?
🥃 अबे बेवकूफ बोतल पी और मौज कर, साथ हमें भी बुला, सीटी हम बजा देंगे।🤪