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Santa went to temple and saw people putting coin in box and praying

1)- Santa went to temple and saw people putting coin in box and praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin
phone without receiver!...
2)-amir Khan - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.


Sharukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.



Pappu - I love walking in all season because petrol is now 82 per litre!


 3)-A Husband makes a call to his wife from his idea phone.
He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.
Both talked for long time and fell in love.
Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.
4)-After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?


Clerk : Yes I saw u.


Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?


Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!




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