I Can Create Another Nation

Difference Between Thoughts Of Me And My Friend.

Me: If You Give Me 100 Young Boys, I Can Change The Nation

My Friend: If You Give Me 100 Young Girl, I Can Create Another Nation

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A Prospective Husband Goes In A Book Store For Purchase A Strange Book.

He Sees A Sales Girl There and Then He Walk To Her.

Husband: Do You Have A Book Called Husband : The Master Of The House?


Sales Girl: Sir, Fiction And Comics Are On The 1st Floor.

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Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head


and he discovered gravity. Isnt that wonderful?

Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us,



he wouldn?t have discovered anything.

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Student: Sir, Would you mind e mailing my exam results to my parents?


Teacher: But your parents dont have a computer.



Student: Exactly

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A Man In USA Sees A Dog Attacking A Girl.

He Kicks The Dog And Dog Dies.

Newspapers Report: Local Hero Saves Girl From Dog

Man Says: I Am Not American.

Report Changed: Foreign Hero Saves Girl From Dog

Man Says: Actually, I Am Pakistani.


Breaking News: Terrorist Killed Innocent Dog Which Was Playing With A Girl.



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Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another,


how many dollars would you have?


Vincent: One dollar.


Teacher: You don?t know your arithmetic.



Vincent: You don?t know my father.

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